What do you call a sleeping bull?
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Vysvetlenie: "Bulldozer" je stavebný stroj, ktorý tlačí zeminu, ale tu je to býk, ktorý "doze" (driemka, spí).
Why don't oysters share?
Q: Why don't oysters share?
A: Because they're shellfish!
Vysvetlenie: "Shellfish" znie ako "selfish" (sebecký, nezdieľa), a ustrice sú skutočne mäkkýše s lastúrami (shellfish).
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh!
Vysvetlenie: Ak zo slova "fish" odstránime "i" (ktoré znie ako "eye" - oko), dostaneme "fsh"!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Vysvetlenie: "Bay-gulls" znie ako "bagels" (pečivo).
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Vysvetlenie: Gummy bears sú želatínové cukríky, ale medveď bez zubov by mal len ďasná (gums) na žuvanie!
Why don't elephants use computers?
Q: Why don't elephants use computers?
A: Because they're afraid of the mouse!
Vysvetlenie: Slony sa stereotypne boja myší (hlodavcov), a počítače používajú zariadenie nazývané "mouse" (myš).
What do you call a dog magician?
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador!
Vysvetlenie: Kombinuje "abracadabra" (čarovné slovo) s "Labrador" (plemeno psa).
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose!
Vysvetlenie: "Lactose" (mliečny cukor) znie ako "lack toes" (nemajú prsty).
What do you call a pile of cats?
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A meow-ntain!
Vysvetlenie: "Meow-ntain" znie ako "mountain" (hora) — mačky hovoria "meow".
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Vysvetlenie: Hrá sa s klasickým vtipom "Prečo kurča prešlo cestu? Aby sa dostalo na druhú stranu!" so slovom "slide" (šmykľavka) namiesto "side" (strana).
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Vysvetlenie: "Tyrannosaurus Rex" (dinosaurus T-Rex) znie ako "Tyrannosaurus Wrecks" (wreck znamená haváriu).
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs!
Vysvetlenie: "Cheetahs" (gepardi) znie ako "cheaters" (podvodníci), a gepardi sú veľké mačky žijúce v Afrike.