Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case they got a hole in one!
Vysvetlenie: "Hole in one" je skvelý golfový úder, ale tiež doslova znamená dieru v nohaviciach.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Q: Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
A: They'd get called for traveling!
Vysvetlenie: V basketbale je "traveling" prehrešok proti pravidlám (pohyb s loptou bez driblingu), a "traveling" tiež znamená cestovanie/dovolenku.
What's a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
Q: What's a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul-keeper!
Vysvetlenie: "Ghoul-keeper" znie ako "goalkeeper" (brankár vo futbale), a "ghoul" je strašidelná bytosť podobná duchovi.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
Vysvetlenie: V rozprávke Popolušku uteká z plesu (ball - tanečná zábava), ale v baseballe by mala bežať smerom k lopte (ball)!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Vysvetlenie: "Pork chop" je bravčový kotlet (kus mäsa), a "chop" je tiež karatistický úder.
Why don't grasshoppers watch football?
Q: Why don't grasshoppers watch football?
A: They prefer cricket!
Vysvetlenie: Kobylky a cvrčky sú podobný hmyz, a "cricket" je tiež šport.
What's a tennis player's favorite city?
Q: What's a tennis player's favorite city?
A: Volley Beach!
Vysvetlenie: "Volley Beach" znie ako "Volleyball" a odkazuje na "Venice Beach." Volley je úder lopty pred doskokom v tenise.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: Because it was two-tired!
Vysvetlenie: "Two-tired" znie ako "too tired" (príliš unavený), a bicykle majú dve pneumatiky (tires).
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!
Vysvetlenie: Bumerang by sa mal po hodení vrátiť; ak sa nevráti, je to len obyčajná palica.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So they could tie the score!
Vysvetlenie: "Tie the score" znamená vyrovnať skóre, a šnúra môže doslova zviazať (tie) veci dokopy.
What do you call a swimming pool full of baby ducks?
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of baby ducks?
A: A synchronized swimming team!
Vysvetlenie: "Synchronized swimming" je šport, kde plavci vykonávajú koordinované pohyby, a kačiatka prirodzene plávajú v rade.
Why did the runner quit the race?
Q: Why did the runner quit the race?
A: They had a running nose!
Vysvetlenie: "Running nose" znamená kvapkajúci nos (pri nádche), ale "running" tiež odkazuje na šport behania/pretekov.