Why was the math book sad?
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!
Vysvetlenie: "Problems" znamená matematické úlohy aj osobné problémy/ťažkosti.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Q: What's a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
Vysvetlenie: "Hiss-tory" znie ako "history" (dejepis), a hady robia zvuk "hiss" (syčanie).
Why did the student eat their homework?
Q: Why did the student eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Vysvetlenie: "Piece of cake" je idiom, ktorý znamená, že niečo je veľmi ľahké, ale tu to študent pochopil doslova!
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: Write on!
Vysvetlenie: "Write on" znie ako "right on!" (výraz súhlasu), a ceruzky píšu na papier.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because the students were so bright!
Vysvetlenie: "Bright" znamená inteligentný/múdry aj svietiaci (dávajúci veľa svetla).
What's the king of all school supplies?
Q: What's the king of all school supplies?
A: The ruler!
Vysvetlenie: "Ruler" je pravítko (nástroj na meranie) aj vládca (osoba, ktorá vládne ako kráľ).
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
A: Because they wanted to go to high school!
Vysvetlenie: "High school" je stredná škola, ale doslova znamená školu, ktorá je vysoko.
What do you call a teacher with no arms or legs?
Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russell!
Vysvetlenie: "Russell" znie ako "rustle" (zvuk lístia), bežné meno.
Why was the broom late for school?
Q: Why was the broom late for school?
A: It over-swept!
Vysvetlenie: "Over-swept" znie ako "overslept" (prespať), a metly zametajú (sweep) podlahy.
What did the calculator say to the student?
Q: What did the calculator say to the student?
A: You can count on me!
Vysvetlenie: "Count on" znamená spoľahnúť sa na niekoho aj používať na počítanie čísel.
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in high school!
Vysvetlenie: "High school" je stredná škola, a žirafy sú veľmi vysoké (high/tall).
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Q: What's a witch's favorite subject?
A: Spell-ing!
Vysvetlenie: "Spelling" je pravopis (predmet o správnom písaní slov), a čarodejnice čarujú "spells" (kúzla).