Why did the dad joke go to school?
Q: Why did the dad joke go to school?
A: To improve its punchlines!
Vysvetlenie: "Punchline" je vtipná pointa vtipu, a chodiť do školy veci zlepšuje.
What did the dad say when he couldn't find the TV remote?
Q: What did the dad say when he couldn't find the TV remote?
A: This is un-fore-tunate!
Vysvetlenie: Otcovia často hovoria "unfortunate" (nešťastné), ale toto sa hrá s hľadaním ovládača všade "pred" (before) a "fore" (golfový termín).
Why don't dads ever get hungry?
Q: Why don't dads ever get hungry?
A: Because they're always full of jokes!
Vysvetlenie: Byť "full" (plný) znamená byť najedený, ale otcovia sú metaforicky "plní" vtipov (majú veľa vtipov).
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
Q: What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A: A pop-sicle!
Vysvetlenie: "Pop" je neformálny výraz pre otca, a "popsicle" je zmrzlina na paličke.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because its parents were in a jam!
Vysvetlenie: "In a jam" znamená mať problémy, a z jahôd sa robí džem (jam).
What do you call a dad who just woke up?
Q: What do you call a dad who just woke up?
A: Pop tart!
Vysvetlenie: "Pop" znamená otec, "tart" môže znamenať mrzutý, a "Pop Tart" je raňajkové pečivo.
Why did the mother broom get mad at the baby broom?
Q: Why did the mother broom get mad at the baby broom?
A: Because it was sweeping around!
Vysvetlenie: "Sweeping around" znie ako "sleeping around" (mať veľa vzťahov), a metly zametajú (sweep) podlahy.
What do you call twins before they're born?
Q: What do you call twins before they're born?
A: Womb-mates!
Vysvetlenie: "Womb-mates" znie ako "roommates" (spolubývajúci), a deti rastú v maternici (womb).
Why don't parents tell secrets in a cornfield?
Q: Why don't parents tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: Because there are too many ears!
Vysvetlenie: Kukurica rastie na "klasoch" (ears - doslova "uši"), a "ears" sú to, čím počúvate.
What did the dad say to his son who was afraid of Santa?
Q: What did the dad say to his son who was afraid of Santa?
A: Don't worry, it's just a Claus-trophobic feeling!
Vysvetlenie: "Claus-trophobic" znie ako "claustrophobic" (klaustrofóbia - strach z uzavretých priestorov), a Santa Claus je ten, koho sa syn bojí.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to family dinner?
Q: Why did the kid bring a ladder to family dinner?
A: They wanted to reach new heights in the family!
Vysvetlenie: "Reach new heights" je idiom znamenajúci dosiahnuť viac, ale tu to je pochopené doslova s rebríkom.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: Hi, bud!
Vysvetlenie: "Bud" je mladý kvet (púčik) aj neformálny spôsob oslovenia niekoho (kamarát). Tiež naznačuje vzťah rodič-dieťa.