What falls but never hits the ground?
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature!
Vysvetlenie: Keď teplota "klesá" (falls - klesá), fyzicky nespadne dolu ako predmet.
Why did the sun go to school?
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!
Vysvetlenie: "Brighter" znamená jasnejší (svietiaci viac) aj inteligentnejší/vzdelanejší.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Vysvetlenie: "Abdominal snowman" znie ako "abominable snowman" (yeti), a "abdominal" odkazuje na brušné svaly (six-pack).
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather!
Vysvetlenie: "Change" znamená mince (drobné) aj zmenu. "Zmena počasia" znamená odlišné počasie, ale ona chcela, aby jej do kabelky spadli doslova mince.
What's a tornado's favorite game to play?
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game to play?
A: Twister!
Vysvetlenie: Tornáda sa krútia a otáčajú, a "Twister" je hra, kde hráči krútia svoje telá.
How do hurricanes see?
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Vysvetlenie: Hurikány majú pokojné centrum nazývané "oko" (eye) búrky.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud!
Vysvetlenie: Porekadlo je "Dvaja sú spoločnosť, traja sú dav" (Two's company, three's a crowd), ale dážď prichádza z mrakov!
Why don't weather reporters ever get lost?
Q: Why don't weather reporters ever get lost?
A: Because they always know which way the wind blows!
Vysvetlenie: Toto je doslova pravda (poznajú smer vetra) aj idiomatické (vedieť "kam fúka vietor" znamená rozumieť aktuálnym trendom/situáciám).
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather!
Vysvetlenie: "Fowl weather" znie ako "foul weather" (zlé počasie), a kurčatá s kačicami sú hydina (fowl - drôbež).
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Q: What's the difference between weather and climate?
A: You can't weather a tree, but you can climate!
Vysvetlenie: "Climate" znie ako "climb it" (vyšplhať sa). Toto je vtip hrajúci sa s podobne znejúcimi slovami!
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Q: Why did the cloud date the fog?
A: Because it was mist-ical!
Vysvetlenie: "Mist-ical" znie ako "mystical" (mystické/čarovné), a hmla je tvorená oparmi (mist).
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
Q: What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear!
Vysvetlenie: "Drizzly bear" znie ako "grizzly bear" (grizly - druh medveďa), a "drizzle" je mrholenie (slabý dážď).