Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crumbly!
Vysvetlenie: "Crumbly" znie podobne ako "crummy" (cítiť sa zle), a sušienky sa drobivejú na kúsky (crumbs).
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Vysvetlenie: "Nacho" znie ako "not your" (nie tvoj) — nie je to tvoj syr, je to nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato blush?
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Vysvetlenie: "Dressing" má dva významy: obliekanie sa a dresing na šalát. Paradajka sa hanbí, lebo videla šalát, ktorý sa oblieka!
What do you call a fake noodle?
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta!
Vysvetlenie: "Im-pasta" znie ako "imposter" (niekto falošný alebo predstieranie).
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well!
Vysvetlenie: "Peeling" znie ako "feeling" — banán sa necítil dobre (wasn't feeling well), a banány majú šupku (peel)!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You'd think it's R, but it's actually the C (sea)!
Vysvetlenie: Piráti plávajú po mori (sea), a "C" znie ako "sea". Tiež je to narážka na to, že piráti hovoria "Arrr!"
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they'd crack each other up!
Vysvetlenie: "Crack up" znamená veľmi sa smiať, a vajcia majú škrupiny, ktoré praskajú (crack).
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Vysvetlenie: "Wine" znie ako "whine" (nariekať, sťažovať sa), a víno sa vyrába z hrozna.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged!
Vysvetlenie: Káva sa podáva v "mug" (hrnčeku), a "mugged" znamená bol okradnutý.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Vysvetlenie: "Carrot" (mrkva) znie ako "parrot" (papagáj) — jednoduchá rýmovačka.
Why did the student eat their homework?
Q: Why did the student eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Vysvetlenie: "Piece of cake" je idiom znamenajúci niečo veľmi jednoduché, ale tu je to braté doslovne ako skutočná torta!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry!
Vysvetlenie: "Blue" znamená smutný (feeling blue), a čučoriedka (blueberry) je ďalší druh bobúľ.