What falls but never hits the ground?
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature!
Wordplay: When temperature "falls" (decreases), it doesn't physically fall down like an object would.
Why did the sun go to school?
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!
Wordplay: "Brighter" means both giving more light and becoming more intelligent/educated.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Wordplay: "Abdominal snowman" sounds like "abominable snowman" (yeti), and "abdominal" refers to stomach muscles (six-pack abs).
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather!
Wordplay: "Change" means both coins (money) and alteration. "Change in the weather" means the weather is different, but she wants literal coins to fall into her purse.
What's a tornado's favorite game to play?
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game to play?
A: Twister!
Wordplay: Tornadoes twist and spin, and "Twister" is a game where players twist their bodies.
How do hurricanes see?
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Wordplay: Hurricanes have a calm center called the "eye" of the storm.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud!
Wordplay: The saying is "Two's company, three's a crowd," but rain comes from clouds!
Why don't weather reporters ever get lost?
Q: Why don't weather reporters ever get lost?
A: Because they always know which way the wind blows!
Wordplay: This is both literal (they know wind direction) and idiomatic (knowing "which way the wind blows" means understanding current trends/situations).
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather!
Wordplay: "Fowl weather" sounds like "foul weather" (bad weather), and chickens and ducks are types of fowl (birds).
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Q: What's the difference between weather and climate?
A: You can't weather a tree, but you can climate!
Wordplay: "Climate" sounds like "climb it" (climb a tree). This is actually a joke that plays with similar-sounding words!
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Q: Why did the cloud date the fog?
A: Because it was mist-ical!
Wordplay: "Mist-ical" sounds like "mystical" (magical/special), and fog is made of mist.
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
Q: What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear!
Wordplay: "Drizzly bear" sounds like "grizzly bear" (a type of bear), and "drizzle" is light rain.