Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Wordplay: Computers can get computer viruses (malicious software), just like people can get sick from biological viruses.
Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?
Q: Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?
A: It lost all its contacts!
Wordplay: "Contacts" means both contact lenses (alternative to glasses) and the list of people's phone numbers/addresses stored in a phone.
What do you call a computer superhero?
Q: What do you call a computer superhero?
A: A screen saver!
Wordplay: A "screen saver" is a computer program that protects the screen, but it sounds like a superhero who saves screens!
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
Wordplay: Plays on "other side" but uses "slide" (PowerPoint pages are called slides).
What do you call a computer that sings?
Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell!
Wordplay: "A-Dell" sounds like "Adele" (famous singer), and Dell is a computer brand.
Why don't robots ever panic?
Q: Why don't robots ever panic?
A: Because they have nerves of steel!
Wordplay: "Nerves of steel" means being very calm/brave, and robots are literally made of metal/steel.
What did the Wi-Fi router say to the computer?
Q: What did the Wi-Fi router say to the computer?
A: I have a connection with you!
Wordplay: "Connection" means both an emotional bond between people and a network/internet connection.
Why did the computer keep freezing?
Q: Why did the computer keep freezing?
A: It left its Windows open!
Wordplay: "Windows" is both the computer operating system and actual windows that let cold air in.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
A: Dead Siri-ous!
Wordplay: "Dead serious" means very serious, and "Siri" is Apple's voice assistant on iPhones.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Q: Why don't programmers like nature?
A: It has too many bugs!
Wordplay: In programming, "bugs" are errors in code. In nature, bugs are insects.
What do computers eat for a snack?
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!
Wordplay: "Microchips" are computer components, and "chips" are a snack food.
Why did the tablet go to therapy?
Q: Why did the tablet go to therapy?
A: It had too many apps-ues!
Wordplay: "Apps-ues" sounds like "issues" (problems), and tablets run apps (applications).