Why do trees seem suspicious?
Q: Why do trees seem suspicious?
A: Because they're kind of shady!
Wordplay: "Shady" means both suspicious/dishonest and providing shade (shadow from trees).
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!
Wordplay: Oceans have waves (water movements), and "waved" also means greeting with your hand.
Why don't mountains get cold?
Q: Why don't mountains get cold?
A: Because they wear snow caps!
Wordplay: Mountains are covered with snow on top (snow caps), and caps are hats that keep you warm.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone!
Wordplay: "Leaf me alone" sounds like "leave me alone" (go away), and trees have leaves.
Why did the sun go to therapy?
Q: Why did the sun go to therapy?
A: It had burnout!
Wordplay: "Burnout" means being exhausted from stress, and the sun literally burns (gives off heat and light).
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Wordplay: A palm tree is a type of tree, and "palm" is also the inside of your hand.
Why don't rivers ever get lost?
Q: Why don't rivers ever get lost?
A: Because they always follow their current path!
Wordplay: "Current" means both the flow of water and present/existing. Rivers have water currents.
What do you call a sleeping volcano?
Q: What do you call a sleeping volcano?
A: A napkin!
Wordplay: "Napkin" sounds like "napping" (sleeping), though this is more of a silly rhyme than true wordplay.
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
Q: Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
A: They wanted to grow a power plant!
Wordplay: A "power plant" is a facility that generates electricity, but "plant" also means a living green thing that grows.
What's a tree's least favorite month?
Q: What's a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
Wordplay: "Sep-timber" sounds like "September," and timber is wood from trees (trees are cut down for timber).
Why don't flowers ever win races?
Q: Why don't flowers ever win races?
A: Because they're always planted in one spot!
Wordplay: Flowers are "planted" (put in the ground) and stay in one place, so they can't run races.
What did the big rock say to the little rock?
Q: What did the big rock say to the little rock?
A: You rock!
Wordplay: "You rock!" is a compliment meaning "you're awesome," and they are literally rocks.