What do you call a sleeping bull?
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Wordplay: A "bulldozer" is construction equipment that pushes earth, but here it's a bull that's "dozing" (sleeping).
Why don't oysters share?
Q: Why don't oysters share?
A: Because they're shellfish!
Wordplay: "Shellfish" sounds like "selfish" (not sharing), and oysters are literally shellfish (sea animals with shells).
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh!
Wordplay: Take the word "fish" and remove the "i" (which sounds like "eye") — you get "fsh"!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Wordplay: "Bay-gulls" sounds like "bagels" (the bread).
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Wordplay: Gummy bears are chewy candy, but a bear with no teeth would have only gums to chew with!
Why don't elephants use computers?
Q: Why don't elephants use computers?
A: Because they're afraid of the mouse!
Wordplay: Elephants are stereotypically afraid of mice (small rodents), and computers use a device called a "mouse."
What do you call a dog magician?
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador!
Wordplay: Combines "abracadabra" (magic word) with "Labrador" (dog breed).
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose!
Wordplay: "Lactose" (milk sugar) sounds like "lack toes" (don't have toes).
What do you call a pile of cats?
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A meow-ntain!
Wordplay: "Meow-ntain" sounds like "mountain" — cats say "meow."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Wordplay: Plays on the classic joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" with "slide" instead of "side."
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Wordplay: "Tyrannosaurus Rex" (T-Rex dinosaur) sounds like "Tyrannosaurus Wrecks" (wrecks means crashes).
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs!
Wordplay: "Cheetahs" sounds like "cheaters" (people who break the rules), and cheetahs are big cats that live in Africa.